Laughter is not an option.
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

mom: we're going on vacation!!
me: is there wifi
demonsshatterus:

thrill3d:

cryin

lol txt it

demonsshatterus:

thrill3d:

cryin

lol txt it

demonsshatterus:

lukeandrewmcgovern:

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buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever